New EP done

Unrelated to any major hurricane, the new AS EP, "Manitou," is complete. It is available through topplerecords.com (thanks, D).

A Sneak Peek....

Earlier today, an inside source (me) indicated that the three songs on the upcoming AS EP have something to do with metaphorical fishing, delusional stalking, and teenage hawkmen. Cleary a recipe for success. The album should be complete in about a month or so. I will keep you -- and by 'you' I mean 'me' -- posted.

AP: Sales lagging, Band reeling

The news has hit the wire: no one knows who in the hell Aquarium Skeletons is. The band is taking it pretty rough, and with one putting on an amazing 84 pounds and the other unable to stand, things are looking bleak. That said, the band is still working on their as-yet-untitled sophomore EP.

The Fans (Fan, really) Speaks!

One of AS's biggest fans, Blake, gives this review:

So I say to my ol' lady, "that's right...you complain and I take care of it!." Then I went out and shot the shit out of the stereo. That just got me more pissed 'cuz your CD was in it. Gimme another one, will ya?

Open the Sea Coffin...

...and let the Aquarium Skeletons rise! This is a home for all fans of the 2-person rock band. Well, really it is more like a storage locker for 1 or 2 people, namely the band members.

Their first, self-titled CD is now available at http://www.topplerecords.com. It contains 12 diverse songs that are sure to result in the most tolerable, mildly interesting 30 minutes of your life. As one reviewer (a spouse) stated, "It's good, but I want to go to bed. So turn it off. Now."

Beware of Imitations!

WARNING!!!!
An early release pirate site -- giantclamattack.blogspot.com -- was put out ahead of this (the official) Aquarium Skeletons webpage. Viewers of said site run the risk of SEVERE injury or death (see picture). Stay tuned for the real launch...